hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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cheerupanddryyourdamneyes:

won-taun:

dancinginthegrocerystore:

goblinsteeze:

yo, it’s almost halloween again

you know what that means

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IT’S BACK

I am fucking screaming. 

ITS BACK

luvlyhuman:

i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

verrlust:

i wonder what it’s like to be so hot that people follow you just because you’re hot

okaymad:

showing up at a party uninvited like

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egoismos:

this dog knows what he’s doing

egoismos:

this dog knows what he’s doing

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids