ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

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cinderfell:

"hate is a strong word"

yeah but i dislike you with the intensity of three thousand burning buildings is wordy and overdramatic

I don’t believe in fate, she said at last. But I do believe in…loopholes. I think a lot of what keeps the world going is the result of accidents — happy or otherwise — and taking advantage of these.
Robin McKinley, Sunshine (via wordsnquotes) ←

brieetlejuice:

The best episode

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

"I’m 22 and still think I’m young as an actor. I have so much to learn."

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

megaparsecs:

i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

nahtzen:

when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon

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magicalnaturetour:

An adorable baby koala is seen enjoying a snooze after a traumatic start to life. The baby koala, nicknamed “Blondie Bumstead”, is being cared for by a volunteer from the Ipswich Koala protection society in Queensland after her mother was killed by a dog. Blondie, who was named for her light fur, was given just a 50-50 chance of pulling through after the attack. But after a course of antibiotics and some tender loving car from volunteer Marilyn Spletter she has now been given a clean bill of health. According to Marilyn she has hand-reared around 40 baby koalas but says that Blondie, who will be released back into the wild after 15 months, is one of her favourites. She said: “She’s got a little character all of her own and she knows what she wants and what she doesn’t. When she’s stressed I kiss her on the nose or I rub my nose on hers and it relaxes her”. (Photo by Jamie Hanson/Newspix/REX Features)