ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

image

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

diaryofalandlockedmermaid:

A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Measure for Measure (Claudio, deceived by Don Juan, accuses Hero). By Marcus Stone.

diaryofalandlockedmermaid:

A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Measure for Measure (Claudio, deceived by Don Juan, accuses Hero). By Marcus Stone.

distraction:

aw this is so cute

awdean1:

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

are those just large mankinis?

awdean1:

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

are those just large mankinis?